quotes from the last 2 weeks

"my brain is about as reliable as a windows 98 installation." -switch
"becca is one of the only names that can be said by a chicken." -dave r.
"i hope chapel is boring tomorrow so that i feel justified doing my homework." -cliff
"zippy, i'm going to call you my recovery cd." -switch
"i think i'm lyxdexic." -bubbles (the one on g2)
"i've never had my eyes checked -- for all i know i could be legally blind!" -cliff
"love is blind. marriage is an institution for the blind." -dr. chuck davis