another quick entry with no thought involved...

~If quitters never win, and winners never quit, who came up with, "Quit while you're ahead"?

~If a bus station is where a bus stops, and a train station is where a train stops, why do I have a work station on my desk?

~If the folks at the psychic hotlines were really psychic, wouldn't they call you first?

~If you spend your day doing nothing, how do you know when you're done?

~If you're cross-eyed and have dyslexia can you read correctly?

~What do little birdies see when they get knocked unconscious?

~What was the best thing before sliced bread?

~What's another word for synonym?

~Why are we afraid of falling? Shouldn't we be afraid of the sudden stop?

~Why aren't there bullet-proof pants?

~Why isn't phonetic spelled the way it sounds?

~Since light travels faster than sound, is that why some people appear bright until you hear them speak?

~Why do banks charge you a "non-sufficient funds fee" on money they already know you don't have?

~War doesn't determine who's right, just who's left.

~Why do they sterilize the needle for lethal injections?

~Why do kamikaze pilots wear helmets?

~Why are there Braille signs on drive-up ATM's?

~Why does your nose run and your feet smell?

(from bored.com)